The Toad and the Kangaroo
Said the Toad to the Kangaroo,
I can hop and so can you,
If we marry we’ll have a child
Who can jump a mountain or hop a mile
We can call it a Toadaroo.
Said the Kangaroo, My dear,
What a perfect lovely idea.
I most gladly marry you,
But as for having a Toadaroo,
I’d rather we call it a Kangaroad,
Said the Kangaroo to the frowning Toad.
So they argued but couldn’t agree
On Rangatoo or Kangaree
And finally the Toad said, I don’t give a dang
If it’s Rootabkoad or Toadakang-
I really don’t feel like marrying you!
Fine with me, said the Kangaroo.
And the Toad had no more to say,
And the Kangaroo just hopped away.
They never married or had a child
That could jump a mountain or hop a mile.
What a loss what a shame
Just cause they couldn't agree on a name.